Thursday, June 18, 2009

A perfect day in school,keeps the barber away...

Today dame shok la...
gt caught hair....
everything goes normal for the day in school today...but...
Suddenly the BLACK PUSSY HAIRY BITCH DEVANI gave a speech...during perhimpunan after recess...

diu niama hai!

Tat hairy bitch says: Just now i say 1 boy dame long hair want...prefect help me to see which boy....
All prefect dun dare catch 9 me.....suddenli 1 fucker DOG PAVEEN.....cum catch 9 me...ham kar chan.,...
fucker PAVEEN bring me go carpark c FAT ASS HOLE ZULKIFLI....
U al may wonder y carpark right????
bcoz tat fat ass hole go smoke thr....
cibai a....

ZULKIFLI: Kamu dari kelas mana?
ME: 4s4
ZULKIFLI: Kenapa tadi saya tak nampak kamu?
ME: Tak tahu....

Den bring me go badminton court...
Talk wit the BOTAK SQUARE HEAD HELMI....
Den took out d shawer...!!!
diu....tention.....

Den ask me bring 1 chair thr....

ZULKIFLI: DUDUK SINI...
ME: Tak mahu...
ZULKIFLI: Apa tak mahu? U ingat u siapa??
ME:....
ZULKIFLI:Cepat duduk....saya ada kelas....jangan buang masa saya...
HELMI: Cepat duduk....
ME:Tak mahu potong cikgu...oOo
ZULKIFLI:Apa tak mahu...no excuse..!! Dah banyak kali saya cakap.....
ME: Potong potong la....jangan lah shave....
ZULKIFLI: U ingat u siapa???? u cakap kah??

i mai sit lo....diu!

ZULKIFLI: Saya awal awal dah cakap u tak mahu dengar....saya potong memang tak cantik....bagi helmi gunting boleh tengok juga....
ME:oOo

HELMI den come rape d tower on my neck....
Den i say tak mahu....

HELMI: EH...u jangan biadap ya....Kalau saya ZULKIFLI saya dah lama sepak kamu....

TAT fucker den tak d tower n punch my head....3 times!!

NIAMA....i sue 9 him geh!!!! cibai....u vr big iziz??? niama hai....he sindiri dun have hair wan catch ppls hair...!! diu niama hai...

Den i tak boleh tahan...i just walk away....

ZULKIFLI: Eh...jangan pergi la.....

me straight walk jek...mm diu him....

ZULKIFLI shout: OIII!!!! u mari sini sekarang....

OK lo ...u win...mai walk back lo....

ikut saya pergi office....

BRing me go c tat ROOTWEILER VELU!!!!
yae....

VELU: ok wads wrong...???
ZULKIFLI:Rambut panjang....

Den suddenli tat big boops bitch adariah say: OH jeffrey!!! dia memang rambut panjang sejak form 2 lagi.....

diu lei la niama...!!

ADARIAH: Dia kata dia masuk ape musik competition punya apa yamaha....betul kah....? sebab itu kena rambut panjang....
ME: =.=

yaya...sohai big boops..

Zulkifli: nanti macam mana....?
VELU: Gunting aje.....
ADARIAH: Dia mesti tak mahu....jeffrey sudah terkenal macam tu....
VELU: ok la....panggil ibu bapa la....

me diu hai lo!!! i walk away d office....dun fuck them jo diu....!!! den dey al yau cal me....

ZULKIFLI: Jadi macam mana....2 pilihan,,,..POtong sekarang atau gantung sekolah...??
ME: ....

Den dunu wtf dey talk talk talk....suddenli velu giv my house num 2 d secretary...!!!
den jau cal my mum jo!!!

talk talk talk....my mum also fuck me in phone....U WAN STUDY NOT GEH???!!

oOo...diu niama...

den my mum say promise them 2mr sure short hair...

Den i mai walk away lo...DIU ZULKIFLI yau cal me again...

ZULKIFLI: Eh mari sini....tak cakap thank u kah???

oOo thk u ??? pergi mampus la....jilat i punya pongong la....!!

ME:yaya..thk u...!!!

den chau fast fast...



After sch go b4 go steven go yik fong cut hair....dame guai....12 bucks wasted....

In car mur fuck....my diu me lik cibai....say wan go c ADARIAH 2mr....c how my attitude in sch..!!

oOo...i mai tention jo lo....go toilet go cut my hair again....scred 2mr say long again....
Nw my hair lik gal! yae.....!

my last words 2 my beloved.....
VELU....ZULKIFLI...adariah...helmi....paveen.....
HAM KAR CHAN ....so much time go catch hair better go study n earn how teach student la....
On earth gt ppl lik u is lik occuping our earth wit rubbish,....i think shit can represent mur clearli...!!

diu u la DEVANI....catch ppls hair....catch ur own fur st la....ur hand fur go shave la diu...!!!

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